1. Rough Start
When I first go into a water park, it is so loud and overstimulating! Once we were at one and it was "party night!" or something like that. So, in addition to the sounds of splashing water, fans, and happy children, there was bumping dance music. I felt like I was in my own personal, overstimulated hell. But, then I got used to it and it was all good :)
2. Cautionary Tale of Tattoos
I understand the appeal of tattoos. I get that it's a way to mark important life events, share creativity, or tell a story/testimony. I'm just saying it might be a good idea to go to a water park in case you are considering any of the following:
- a large oak tree in your cleavage with a skull sporting pig tails on the side
- barbed wire with a dangling dream catcher or two on your upper arm
- haunted house on the shoulder
- flaming infinity sign on your back
- rosary necklace around the neck
What looks good on a firm 18 year old body, might not look so great on the "40 year old and I've had a few too many beers body" or the "30 something had some babies body." Just make sure you'll like it when you look different or will have the confidence not to care if your tattoo gets a bit wonky. Also, go ahead and get those tats touched up; put it in the budget!
3. Defined Water Park Personalities
Our daughters have very defined water park personalities!
- Leah is the "watch me!" kid. She's always coming up with fun tricks, jumps, and handstands, and spins for us to watch.
- Maggie is the hot tub kid. She gets cold really easily, so she likes to spend lots of time in the hot tub!
- Gracie is the water slide kid. She will go up and down a water slide literally 20 times in a row. Those stairs are quite a workout!
4. I saw a guy who looked like Buddy Garrity on the lazy river.
It wasn't him.
5. Cell phone usage
Almost every time we're at an indoor water park, I see someone talking on a cell phone. I can barely hear myself think, so I'm always slightly impressed that they can hear someone on a phone. I'm also impressed by the risk takers using their cell phones in the hot tub...whether or not it's in a ziplock bag.
6. About the hot tub...
Let's keep it PG, playahs. Moving on...
7. Camo isn't just for the Army/hunting/Capture the Flag anymore
A couple years ago, the bridal store downtown had camo prom dresses in the display window. Then, I actually saw a girl wearing one with a blaze orange sash/belt, naturally. And it wasn't the army camo, it was the kind that has branches and leaves on it.
Fast forward to the camo swimming suits I saw. I felt that the military-esque camo swimming trunks were anticipated, but the mom wearing a branch and leaves camo tankini with coordinating skirt was a bit unexpected.
8. I like that lots of water parks have life jackets.
It puts my mind at ease when I can't spot the girls right away.
9. Lifeguards rule
I was a lifeguard back in the day...way back in the day. I'm here to tell you that lifeguarding is as boring as heck, except when you are pulling someone out of the water, and then you're adrenaline is going crazy! I like watching the lifeguards scan the water and walk back and forth to the areas that would be blind spots if they weren't checking. It seems like it helps keep the guards alert. Lifeguards win!
10. I like that the girls especially like water parks
I like that they play so nicely together. I think it's especially sweet, too, that after they tire of the slides, they play imagination games with each other in the regular pool part!
Do you have any random water park observations? Do share!
Also, are indoor water parks a midwest thing, or are they all over?
Happy Monday!
Let's keep it PG, playahs. Moving on...
7. Camo isn't just for the Army/hunting/Capture the Flag anymore
A couple years ago, the bridal store downtown had camo prom dresses in the display window. Then, I actually saw a girl wearing one with a blaze orange sash/belt, naturally. And it wasn't the army camo, it was the kind that has branches and leaves on it.
Fast forward to the camo swimming suits I saw. I felt that the military-esque camo swimming trunks were anticipated, but the mom wearing a branch and leaves camo tankini with coordinating skirt was a bit unexpected.
8. I like that lots of water parks have life jackets.
It puts my mind at ease when I can't spot the girls right away.
9. Lifeguards rule
I was a lifeguard back in the day...way back in the day. I'm here to tell you that lifeguarding is as boring as heck, except when you are pulling someone out of the water, and then you're adrenaline is going crazy! I like watching the lifeguards scan the water and walk back and forth to the areas that would be blind spots if they weren't checking. It seems like it helps keep the guards alert. Lifeguards win!
10. I like that the girls especially like water parks
I like that they play so nicely together. I think it's especially sweet, too, that after they tire of the slides, they play imagination games with each other in the regular pool part!
Do you have any random water park observations? Do share!
Also, are indoor water parks a midwest thing, or are they all over?
Happy Monday!
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